Everytime You Masterbate God Kills A Kitten

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30 Mar 2005 I finally found the source of the kitten picture they used in that "every time you masterbate God kills a kitten" email joke that went

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If god kills kittens everytime you masterbate, well satan must have a lot of kittens Over flooding hell with kittens is a good idea, only god would think

Masterbate

It's true, evertime you masterbate, God does kill a kitten. Its sad, but if you hate kittens then i guess rub 1 off like 4 times everyday.

God

30 Mar 2005 I finally found the source of the kitten picture they used in that "every time you masterbate God kills a kitten" email joke that went

Kills

REMEMBER: Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting · Craig, May 17 2006 10:02 PM It was good to hear from you

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Everyone knows that everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten, but did you know that everytime you kill a kitten, God masterbates

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actually the real culprit is young teenage boys discovering masterbation. remember guys everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten